Vampire Weekend by Mike Chen - Excerpt
CHAPTER 2 VAMPIRE POWER MYTH #2: We can bite into anything. In movies, veins pop like a balloon hitting a nail. But in reality? Kids constantly bonk into sharp objects and get light scrapes. Construction workers work around nails and metal, but somehow buildings go up without anyone bleeding out. I worked in a hospital, so I saw this firsthand. In practical terms, biting someone for blood was not easy. Newly turned vampires don’t exactly have functional teeth. A gradual sharpening takes place over the course of a week, but we’re not the instant kill machine from movies. The so-called “vampire attacks” in the news? Sounded like algorithm-driven clickbait to me. And that was exactly how I thought about it—or didn’t think about it—when I got to work. Because today was a blood day. And blood days were literally life and death for me. Not that I gave off that vibe. Instead, I went about my business, pushing my janitorial cart into the blood bank of ...